Official Albums Chart Top 100 on 5/1/2024

When it can only match, not exceed top 40 weeks (and in lower positions), I wouldn't brag too loudly. Another non-canon week for you to count.

I knew you couldn't resist. Whether it's in the lower positions or not really doesn't matter since it's still on the chart. Kylie fans would kill for Tension to re-enter the top 70 again.

She did better than that - top 30 just 3 weeks ago, on chart twice in the same week too.

Although the voice that grates on you is the more interesting climb: 71 places to equal it's highest position after 33 weeks.

A top 30 3 weeks ago is hardly anything to gloat about considering she's been promoting her (terrible) album all over the UK and her "audience with Kylie" special was aired at prime time slots - TWICE. Meanwhile, Madonna hasn't even been in the UK and yet her album is back in the chart, not just in the UK but the global charts. Popular is also having a resurgence and even climbed up to #15 in Australia, which is something PaDUMP PaDUMP never did over there.  I won't even mention the record Madonna has in Kylie's home country, nor the fact the Celebration tour will gross around 300m (or more), Kylie will never in her wildest dreams achieve that with one of her poxy tours. Even her Vegas residency has flopped and is being rightfully trashed, and that alone has given me so much life. lol

Not gloating. Just once again exposing your ignorance by quoting objective facts. Not only has Kylie achieved what you think her fans would 'kill' for, but far exceeded it and very recently too. In the meantime, Madonna fails to hit the top 75 despite such a 'successful' tour, when some of your ilk predicted/expected/hoped for a top 5 (re)entry on the back of it. As you know, I make no secret of my lack of interest in foreign charts or sales. Especially tiny markets like Australia. (Platinum sales just 70,000 units vs 300k and formerly 1 million for the same award in the UK).

It is comical how you belittle a return to the top 30 of someone you hate and celebrate something more than 40 places lower by your idol as if it's some sort of holy grail. And that's before we consider the weeks in which they were achieved: the very competitive December / Christmas market and lean January sales respectively, which are traditionally around a quarter of the former.

That said, why you're still interested in such ancient low-placing albums and artists (both of them) is beyond me. If it's true (and I very much doubt it) that the Vegas residency is being 'trashed', then to get so much joy out of such negativitiy shows what a sad little life you have.

Just shut up you fu** ! That grandma can't even movwe on that new tour and everybody is laughing at her. She hasn't a number one album and a top ten in agessss. She had would killed for a Padam hit as Kylie did!. And Tension is still strong on the album sales chart

The fact you think you're exposing anyone is hilarious in itself, Mr Carbines, and once again...the charts go from 1-100, not 1-75. I'm celebrating Madonna's return to it because there's been zero promo since the start of December, no promo, nothing, unlike your giggling pixie, whom you claim to care so little about.

and Pension supposedly "Far exceeded" is really pushing it considering FEL is still charting in various countries, which is something Tension isn't doing. It completely flopped in most places. In fact, it fell out of the UK charts after 5 weeks, and this after all the heavy promotion she did over here. Fans of your ilk keep telling us she's bigger than Madonna and yet Madge is the one with more #1 albums and singles. To add insult to injury, FEL is a compilation of old remixes (some of them almost 40 years old) as opposed to Kylie's album of brand spanking new material, which should have performed FAR better than it did.

I don't recall anyone saying we expected a top 5 re-entry off the back of Madonna's tour? You're putting words in my mouth again and (like all Kylie fans, really grasping at straws). First it was "Madonna will be out of the charts in the second week", but when that didn't happen it was "She'll be out in October". October arrived and she was still there, resulting in Kylie's fans throwing tantrums and scraping the barrel for more excuses. 17 months later and you're still trying to downplay her success.

Besides, didn't you say Madonna would never get through this tour? Yet she's now storming though the North American dates and there's talk of her touring Brazil.

Meanwhile, Kylie is performing (if you can call it that) to around 1,000 per night, which is about 20,000 less than what Madonna's doing in venues like MSG lol (and yes, Kylie's show IS a flop considering her own fans complained about the embarrassing stage and poor set-list). It's all there on Sayhell.

It's laughable to think your silly predictions have all come back and smacked you in the face lol.  Not sure what "Ancient" albums you're refering to, but do tell.

Either way, thanks for the laughs... not just from you, but also your brainless sidekick over there. lol

lmao. Damian losing his mind over the truth again.

If you're talking about that clip her detractors have been circulating, then you're far more foolish than I thought. She was on a thin moving platform 50 foot above the audience, so of course she was going to be tethered and holding on to it. If you think Kylie (mid 30's) wasn't tied to that stupid floating moon while she screeched at the audience on the Showpony tour, you're kidding yourself. lol. Oh and LOL at the thought of the Queen of Pop (not just in one country, but GLOBALLY) killing for a PaDUMP sized hit is laughable. I suggest you look at the stats for "Popular" (which you will no doubt lay claim to the Weeknd giving her a hit) when in reality it was HIM that asked HER to be on the track. Not the other way round. Can't wait for more of your delusion and half baked truths after you read this post. lol