Official Singles Chart Update on 29/1/2024

Glad whatever is climbing, best song in the chart

Glad ACR has finally woken up, some songs NEED to leave the top 10

Hope Teddy Swims and Benson Boone can go up on Friday.

My weekly concerns about whatever felt like happening in the past couple days.

• Noah Kahan is gonna be No.1 until Spring, isn't he?
• Everytime I hear that Teddy Swims tune I die inside.
• And The Weeknd isn't improving matters.
• Neither is Benson Boone.
• Or Ella Henderson. And Kygo, for that matter.
• Thankfully, YG Marley shooting up the listings doesn't make me long for the apocalypse.
• Everyone start streaming The Last Dinner Party. You don't have a choice.
• The highest new entry is Skepta. Good for him.
• Justin Timberlake may officially be responsible for the worst comeback in this decade. I mean seriously, 35!?
• The dreaded ACR claims its first casualty. Tyla, your 1-hit wonder status starts now.
• Don't pay attention to Nathan Evans. He reminds me of those no-hopers from Haven holiday parks.
• Michael Marcagi is STILL popular. Don't have much to add to this.
• Yung Filly is back I guess.
• Megan Thee Stallion is just cursed at this point.
• Liam & John probably shouldn't have followed up Just Another Rainbow. Because chart positions like these don't inspire confidence.
• Ice Spice is also having a poor week it seems.
• Starting to think that The Kid LAROI isn't really that popular.

Anyways, see you in February.

Omg is this the week that 'Popular' finally reaches the Top 10? Would be Madonna's first appearance there in more than 14 years!