Official Singles Chart Update on 26/2/2024

Recap time.

• Get ready for weeks of Beyoncé dominance. Don't say I didn't warn you.
  
• There goes that LDP prediction.
• SZA's back with something that sounds too close to Kill Bill for comfort.
• And Central Cee seems to be indulging in afrobeats. Yeah sure whatever...
• The wonders of ACR are in full effect, right guys?
• Winner for most stupid name for a song in 2024 is Pozer's Kitchen Stove. Just a shame it's somewhat mediocre music-wise.
• NewEra are headed for the 40. As you can clearly see, I am RIVETED. 😠
• Might as well start preparing my script for when Muni Long breaches the barriers as well.
• Same with Bryson Tiller. Even I though I couldn't care less about him.
• Fans of Catfish & The Bottlemen are onto a loser with their new one.
• Selena Gomez is gonna flop harder than a beached whale.
• Linkin Park won't stop flogging poor old Chester's corpse. You're really gonna choose now for a greatest hits?
• Rudimental are back to bottom half boredom.
• Fun fact, MGK is Machine Gun Kelly. Alas, no one else seems to have got the memo. 'Cos this is an awful chart position.

And that concludes that. See you in a few.

ACR, You have been great this week in getting rid of songs but there is one more left.... 

The Almighty Taylor Swift NEEDS TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. This week she has completed 8 Months in the top 10. she needs to leave

Good to see a couple of Bob Marley classics back in the chart along with that big jump for 'Happier'! 😊