Official Singles Chart Top 100 on 7/6/2024

my top 20  (9.6.2024.)

1. (1) ALFIE TEMPLEMAN – hello lonely (2nd week at No.1)

2. NEW – DISCLOSURE – she's gone, dance on

3. (7) JAKE BUGG – zombieland

4. (2) PURPLE DISCO MACHINE & BENJAMIN INGROSSO ft NILE RODGERS & SHENSEEA – honey boy

5. (3) BILLIE EILISH – lunch

6. (12) TOMMY RICHMAN – million dollar boy

7. (4) JAMES VINCENT McMORROW – give up (2weeks at No.1)

8. (6) OXFORD DRAMA – more & more

9. (13) FATBOY SLIM ft DAN DIAMOND & LUCA GUERRIERI – role model

10. (5) SABRINA CARPENTER – espresso

11. (9) ROISIN MURPHY – the house (System Olympia remix)

12. (16) BOB SINCLAR ft SOFIYA NZAU – digane

13. (11) THE KNOCKS & SOFI TUKKER – one on one

14. (15) METTE – bet

15. (34) HARD-FI – don't go making plans

16. (8.) ST. VINCENT – big time nothing

17. (33) FOSTER THE PEOPLE – lost in space

18. (19) MAKE FRIENDS – loaded fun

19. (10) JAMIE & HONEY DIJON – baddy on the floor (2weeks at No.1)

20. (35) FRED AGAIN.. ft ANDERSON.PAAK & CHIKA – place to be

-------------new songs at chart (top 45)-----------

28. NEW – ERLEND ØYE & LA COMITIVA – mornings and afternoons

34. NEW – KINGS OF LEON – nowhere to run

35. NEW – ALUNA & PAUL WOOLFORD – heatstroke

38. NEW – ROYEL OTIS – merry mary marry me

41. NEW – MILKY CHANCE – naked and alive

I guess it shows how weak the chart is at the moment, cos that eminem track is very dull. No way as catchy or sweet as Espresso....Anyway, If you want an old rapper making a good comeback, I think y'all better off with Nas 'define my name' which shows you can still make great rap music in your 50's. Don't think that will make the chart though....

Extra note: sometimes I comment something basic like what's occ? Which I'm genuinely wondering and I get downvoted.. can someone or the person who Is downvoting my comments weekly please explain why there so offended by a question or a statement such as "I like dua lipa" cause I'm starting too think yall just downvote me cause yall have nothing better too do

Please Stand Up ...

RANKING THE TOP 10:

1. HOUDINI EMINEM 0/10 - transphobic and rude and a diss track and makes fun of his family and he's racist and illuminati MAN EMINEM.

2. Espresso sabrina carpenter 1/10 - she's so look at me and she has a  fetishism over black men.. and she's against Christianity. Cancell her

3. Band4band - central cee ft lil baby 0/10 - a stupid brag rap song for gen zs NEXXXXT! 

4. A bar song tipsy shaboozey 8/10 good vocals nice country pop style hopefully a no.1

5. Birds of a feather Billie eilish 3/10 just no

6. Lunch Billie eilish 1/10 NO I CANT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE SAYING 

7. I had some help post/morgan 2/10 so american and corny surprised this is still hot 100 no.1!

8. Stargazing myles smith 7/10 nice track nothing too special I don't mind it

9. Million dollar baby Tommy richman 2/10 honestly .. just no you did not recreate 90s hip hop

10. Austin dasha 7.5/10 Well done for a breakthrough for dasha with a good song I think it's time for her too go though.

Edit: a pretty bad top 10.

DONT HATE ME JUST MY OPINION :D although my opinion on 1 and 2 and 3 were factual lol

If there's ever a week where piran or Alfie doesent comment I'm calling 999 and emergency services too check if there ok.

UPDATE: NEXT WEEK I WILL BE ON HOLIDAY SO I WONT BE HEEEERE. HAVE FUN WITHOUT ME FOR A WEEK. Lol!

Politely asking.. who is chapell roan and where did she spawn out of?

hoping Genesis. can get a good debut next week!! definitely one of the best songs of the year, just utterly incredible and the music video is also amazing

As you all can imagine, Becky Hill had a massive takeover on my chart this week so instead of the usual top 10, I’ll post the top 10 of the week without her and the official #1 song of the week :)

#1 Song of the week: Becky Hill ft RILEASA - One Track Mind (debut)

Top 10 without Becky:

1) Fred again.., Anderson .Paak & CHIKA - places to be (debut) [New Number 1!]

2) Aluna ft Paul Woolford - Heatstroke (debut)

3) Dua Lipa - Happy For You (-2)

4) Kygo ft HAYLA - Without You (debut)

5) Alesha Dixon - Ransom (debut)

6) Chappell Roan - Good Luck, Babe! (-3)

7) The Blessed Madonna ft Clementine Douglas - Happier (-1)

8) Sabrina Carpenter - Espresso (-1)

9) Tinashe - Nasty (+14) np

10) Zerb, The Chainsmokers & Ink - Addicted (=)

NO ONE EVER SAW ME CRY TIL I SAW PINKPANTHERESS LEFT THE CHART

The Door moving up!

IM PROUD OF CHAPPELL ESPECIALLY AS ANOTHER QUEER (IM BISEXUAL)

3 top 75 chappell songs yay

Chart Review 07/06/24

HAPPY ERAS DAY EVERY0NE!!!!11!!1.1! 🤪🫨

sorry about that. I got a bit carried away.

It's just kinda hard to remain silent about the fact that one of the biggest artists in the world has hitch-hiked her way to Britain this week, getting ready to do dates in London, Cardiff, Liverpool, Dublin (except that's in Ireland), and later tonight, Edinburgh! WOWZERS!! As you can probably tell, even though my opinions on Taylor Swift are somewhat of a mixed bag, it's nearly impossible to resist the urge to be a hyperactive Swifty knowing that she has to encounter the horrors of Scotland. Haggis. Xenophobic football supporters. Endless amounts of Greggs and Irn-Bru. I mean crikey, she even popped up in the latest edition of the Beano. If that's not omnipresence I don't know what is.

Oh right, the chart. Yeah, the album chart was pretty s***, can't lie to you all. Midweek leaders and K-POP featherweights ATEEZ bottled it for the 2nd time in succession, after shafting it against Peter Gabriel last year, to end up slipping right out of the medal table by Friday. Thus, we ended up encountering a 'classic' duel between Ms. Eyelash and Ms. Era, a phrasing which is really hard to understand if you don't like music, but anyways, Tay-Tay is No.1 again. Take a wild guess as to why that is. No, go on. Make a presumption as to why this is still here. Just guess. C'mon. Don't be shy. Oh yeah, and Becky Hill is new at 3, Richard Hawley continues to make brill music at 5, and Crowded House are somehow still going. Don't remember them? Yeah, me neither. They haven't had a hit single since 1996. Besides, they weren't much cop anyway, if the annoying radio staples of Weather With You and Don't Dream It's Over were anything to go by. Maybe that's why everybody liked grunge back then.

And as for the singles, err... It's not great for Sabrina Carpenter. She's been karate-kicked off the top-spot by a man who, it's safe to say has had an erratic career. Ever since he first burst onto the scene 25 years ago with his cool blend of wacky lyrics, family-baiting grit and celebrity-trashing pointlessness, Eminem has hardly never been relevant. Every now and again, just when you think he'd retired, he comes back to claim yet another chart-topper with a song you probably won't even remember in a few years. Just Lose It, River, Godzilla, he does it all the time y'know. So yeah, Marshall's back, and more controversial than ever. Kind of.

You see, new single Houdini (no relation to Dua Lipa) is some sort of graveyard signal for alter-ego Slim Shady, as Eminem's finally killing him off after years of jokey content being serviced to us. Hey man, if I was 51, I'd stop pretending I was a dirty pre-teen for the sake of my sanity. Just a shame then that not everyone's on board with it. It makes more sense in the video, trust me. But yeah, turns out interpolating a Steve Miller (who actually respects his decision, so fair play) song I've never heard of and cherry-picking your old records to mess around with again is a recipe for disaster. Of course, in the streaming era, that doesn't mean anything, and so Houdini casually slapped up the opposition in a way that indicates he's gonna be around for a while. So yeah, this is now his 11th UK No.1 since he started, pulling ahead of Elton John and tying with Calvin Harris in the process. I'd say this is the potential song of the summer, but that might not go down well. Then again, I've barely heard Houdini for myself, so I can't really state my opinion on this.

What I can state is that's it's caused complete mayhen at the bottom end of the 40, as one of the sampled hits re-enters at 38. Yes lads, Without Me is back in the charts, released at a time when he could lay claim to being the best rapper of all time, compared to nowadays where he always seems to be underrated. And yes, 2002 was THAT long ago. It also proves that 2024 is by miles the year that looks most like a throwback playlist. We've got an old Eminem song here, which has pushed The Script out of the Top 40, Disturbed and Mark Ronson are still sticking around, Natasha Bedingfield and Sophie Ellis-Bextor have had unprecented success, and The Killers finally returning to the best-sellers again. Shame really. I wanted First Love by The Maccabees to peak at No.40 again, but you know me, I never get what I want.

Not much else is happening in the Top 10, the only things of note being that Central Cee has moved up a spot, BAND4BAND now the 3rd time he's been on the podium, and LUNCH dropping like a kidney stone, thus allowing BIRDS OF A FEATHER to be the highest charting Eilish hit. Even though I personally think it's not as amazing as everyone's making it out to be. It's also incredibly stale outside here as well, apart from Benson Boone FINALLY hitting ACR and plummeting to 19, meanwhile Zach Bryan and Teddy Swims slowly creep up to make me fall asleep all over again. The only other new hit is the latest smash for Fred Again.., and I can confirm that after the misstep that was leavemealone, places to be is back to globe-trottering business for dance's greatest performer as of late. Vocals come from the definitely not irrelevant Anderson .Paak, and some gal called CHIKA that I've never heard of. Don't think it matters though, because this new single from Fred Again.. wipes the floor with most of it's opposition. See David Guetta? This is what you could be if you didn't sample old hits I didn't even like in the first place. Don't let him loose with Since U Been Gone. I think I might faint.

Outside the 40, and Charli XCX entered at 41 a few weeks ago during Eurovision week, and WHAT DO YOU KNOW she's done it again. At least her album's out today, that will definitely push 360 into the Top 40. Even though she's plastered all her album covers with the same boring template as BRAT. This week's No.50 has gone up 50, meaning I now have to come up with a reason why 6 In The Morning by Flex is gonna take over the planet, Bronski Beat creep up to 51, HOT TO GO! by Chappell Roan has suddenly shot up to 53, Zerb and The Chainsmokers are doin' alright, Dimitri Vegas has spent 20 weeks in the lower regions and still can't break through yet, Disclosure return at a less than exciting 61, Alex Warren still bores me to tedium at No.69, BMTH slump to 78 (gutted I am, I'm really loving that tune right now), some dingus called Kairo Keyz makes his bow at 89, and BL3SS, CamrinWatsin, and bbyclose jump into the Official listings at 97. I'm not that fussed about any of the new hits, I'm just secretly hoping that HOT TO GO! sneaks in to justify Chappell Roan's existence outside of the BuzzJack Song Contest. Oh wait, am I not supposed to bring up rival sites?

Ah well, next week's albums could provide a new No.1, as Meghan Trainor, Alfie Templeman, Charli XCX and Bon Jovi all desperately try and prevent the Eras juggernaut. As for the singles, Nathan Dawe returns to ruin my life for me again, Headie One attempts to stay in the public's affections, Gracie Abrams tries to capitalise on Risk being a sleeper hit, Glass Animals are still as underwhelming as ever, RAYE has a new EP out that could do things, and given she's just been kicked off the top, Sabrina Carpenter putting out a new song is surely a sign of confidence.

Maybe she can take revenge for Eminem being a tryhard. I don't know 'bout you, but next week could be massive. SEE YOU THERE.

(P.S. Putting a message here every week sure seems like a heavy duty. I mean, I have to try and come up with a reasonable sum up of whatever's happening in the world, and then try to squeeze it all in without running out o- AND I'VE RUN OUT OF IDEAS.)

surprised with how much Houdini is pretty tolerable for me

My Top 20:

1) Billie Eilish - 'CHIHIRO' (Debut) [1st week at #1]
2) Ariana Grande - 'the boy is mine' (=) [10-week #1]
3) Kendrick Lamar - 'Not Like Us' (-2) [2-week #1]
4) Bugzy Malone - 'Beauty & The Beast II' (+5)
5) Clavish ft. D-Block Europe - 'Most Definitely' (-2)
6) Future, Metro Boomin ft. Kendrick Lamar - 'Like That' (-2)
7) Post Malone ft. Morgan Wallen - 'I Had Some Help' (-2)
8) Drake - 'Push Ups' (-2)
9) Kendrick Lamar - 'euphoria' (-1)
10) Clavish - 'Top 2' (-3)
11) Dua Lipa - 'Maria' (=)
12) Twenty One Pilots - 'Overcompensate' (=)
13) Clavish ft. Fredo - 'Uh Uh' (-3)
14) Ariana Grande - 'true story' (+1)
15) Future, Metro Boomin ft. The Weeknd - 'We Still Don't Trust You' (-2)
16) Twenty One Pilots - 'Routines In The Night' (=)
17) Clavish - 'IDK' (-3)
18) Ariana Grande - 'bye' (+1)
19) Bugzy Malone - 'Big Steppin' (+4)
20) Ariana Grande - 'we can't be friends (wait for your love)' (+1)

Albums:

1) Clavish - 'Chapter 16' (=) [3rd consecutive week at #1]
2) Ariana Grande - 'eternal sunshine' (=) [10-week #1]
3) Bugzy Malone - 'The Great British Dream' (=)
4) Dua Lipa - 'Radical Optimism' (+1)
5) Twenty One Pilots - 'Clancy' (-1)

https://www.crownnote.com/charts/foxes/31st-may-2024-6th-june-2024

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no mana is the first edm artist to do the double on my personal charts! 🫙⚡️

1. ecstatic and irresponsible - no mana & dualistic
2. morally incompetent - the haunt
3. chihiro - billie eilish
4. the cult of dionysus - the orion experience, orion, linda xo
5. roadburn - no mana
6. n/a - bring me the horizon
7. red wine supernova - chappell roan
8. scaredy pants - venus and the flytraps
9. youtopia - bring me the horizon
10. hopeless - no mana x feed me x bertie scott
11. solarpunk - no mana
12. line without a hook - ricky montgomery feat. mxmtoon
13. first rate town - good kid
14. not like us - kendrick lamar
15. rät - penelope scott
16. digital friends - no mana & sofi
17. lunch - billie eilish
18. falling in love - no mana x vowl. x leyla diamondi
19. cannibal - tally hall
20. kool-aid - bring me the horizon
21. treehouse - alex g & emily yacina
22. hot to go! - chappell roan
23. petals - hole
24. hit the ground - no mana & bertie scott
25. biohazard - momma

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top 10 albums:

1. i contain flashing images - no mana
2. post human: nex gen - bring me the horizon
3. hit me hard and soft - billie eilish
4. the rise and fall of a midwest princess - chappell roan
5. marvin’s marvellous mechanical museum - tally hall
6. salad days - mac demarco
7. loveless - my valentine
8. dark times - vince staples
9. model - wallows
10. public void - penelope scott

red wine supernova is so good

my music takeaway for the night is less of a takeaway about the charts and more about eminem’s new song.

so this is the number one single in the uk, meaning the public will be aware that this song is lyrically controversial (unless they’ve only heard it on the radio, then they probably won’t hear the controversial content). it’s also well-known that im a transgender girl and there’s kind of a jab, and there was some massive discourse about it on the first look page, and im here to talk about that.

i’ve been listening to eminem since i was very very young, and everyone knew he had an alter ego called slim shady. this alter-ego of his was designed to shock and he gained backlash in the 2000s for using supposedly homophobic lyrics, which he repeatedly said that he wasn’t anti-lgbt. i mean, one of his kids is genderfluid (they cameo in the houdini video too) and em is good friends with elton john (there’s a hilarious story about the latter that’s another conversation). with houdini, this is yet another example of eminem rapping that kind of stuff from the perspective of his controversial alter-ego - his upcoming album is literally called “the death of slim shady (coup de grâce)”.

personally, i don’t have a problem with it. what eminem said wasn’t supposed to be taken to heart anyways, and i knew that as someone who’s been listening since young (minus revival, mtbmb (side b) and kamikaze, f*ck those albums). fellow gen-zers have been dissecting the lyrics on tiktok and trying to cancel eminem, but i can tell they haven’t listened to him enough. like, go check out criminal if you want shocking! in contrast, a few months back i had a right go at j. cole for ruining a good song with a transphobic lyric, because that one was supposed to be taken seriously.

thus, we’ve finally come to my opinion of the song and i think it’s pretty decent. it’s a callback to eminem’s older sound, giving it a nostalgic feel (especially when you watch the video), and im glad he doesn’t do the supersonic-fast rapping in this one as i feel it’s gotten corny. its definitely em’s best lead single since berserk (11 years ago, woah). id give it a strong 6 to a light 7 - i wouldnt choose to listen to it often, but it’s a vibe if it comes on.

…i’d certainly take this being our number 1 over that absolute GARBAGE, f*cking miles on it, entering the top 40 anyway. 🗑️

anyone else heard 'snap my finger' by kaytranda and pinkpantheress? its so good

My Top 10 Songs Of The Week:

#1: Chappell Roan – Good Luck, Babe! (+3)   [2nd non-consecutive week at No.1] 🇺🇸

#2: Aluna ft Paul Woolford – Heatstroke (debut) 🇬🇧 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)

#3: Kacy Hill – You Know I Love You Still (+5) 🇺🇸

#4: Purple Disco Machine & Benjamin Ingrosso ft Nile Rodgers & Shenseea – Honey Boy (-1) 🇩🇪 / 🇸🇪 / 🇺🇸 / 🇯🇲

#5: Dagny – Strawberry Dream (-3) 🇳🇴

#6: Noah AJC – SAY/DO/MOVE (-5) 🇬🇧 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)

#7: Becky Hill – Right Here (re-entry) 🇬🇧 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)

#8: Billie Eilish – LUNCH (+4) 🇺🇸

#9: Kygo ft Hayla – Without You (debut) 🇳🇴 / 🇬🇧 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)

#10: Becky Hill – Outside Of Love (re-entry) 🇬🇧 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)

Full chart on Crown Note: https://www.crownnote.com/charts/piran/pirans-top-50-225

Full chart on BuzzJack: www.buzzjack.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=272024

Even if it didn’t drop by a massive amount, at least ‘Beautiful Things’ is finally on ACR and now at its lowest position to date. The even better news is that ‘Good Luck, Babe!’ landed a new peak which was a very pleasant surprise! ❤️

Speaking of ACR hits, it’s disappointing that ‘Like That’ is already on it and therefore nearly got booted out of the chart altogether.

I’m hopeful that ‘360’, 'Hot To Go!' and ‘Addicted’ can enter the region in the coming weeks, especially the former with Charli XCX releasing a new album today!

Top 40 Rankings: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2cca1165ac5b7253cd295edd0ea0bc6340888671ecb2572b9343ec996293e081.png

Sabrina’s releasing a new album at the end of August. Given how much I’ve liked her recent run of singles, I’m very excited for this! She’s having an incredible year so far and I’m all for it continuing. Hope ‘Please Please Please’ can get a high debut in the next chart! 😊

Awesome seeing ‘Places To Be’ debut in the Top 40. First chart of the summer and Fred Again..’s already here with a banger! 🔥

Not surprised at all to see Eminem at #1 with ‘Houdini’. If only Dua Lipa’s song of the same name managed to get there… 😔

Much happier about ‘Without Me’ making a surprise reappearance!