Official Albums Chart on 24/3/2023

Yeah it aint up yet I reckon tomorrah on ere.

Yeah we're still waitin for the update dahn our gaff.

Too overrated maybe

Indeed Damian...I have tried to get into her music since she went pop but apart from her voice which is nice, her songs and her choruses are just too boring for me....She should have stayed within her country music roots: her 1st album was top notch!! Have a great day Damian...

Absolutely agree on that description buddy

We all hope that!!!!!

Yes, Loving U2 being at #1 again, and of course Madonna still there. I haven't been on for a week since my desktop PC broke and needed to be replaced. Got a new one and looking forward to reading the comments on here as well as other places. I bet there's a few meltdowns happened since my last comments. lol

Yep, Grandonna sold another two copies to snag the number 92 spot. I bet Adele is mad jealous.

But anyway, munchkin - I'm curious about why you made a big (and hilariously irrelevant) point out of blocking us all a few months ago because you couldn't handle anybody criticising the syphilitic washed-up old slapper than is Madonna. And yet here you are, reading our every word again. I suppose you realised nobody else would talk to you. Awwww.

wait, is madonna still here 😂😂 oh, to be a fly on the wall of those haters’ basements. i hope they’re furious

Yup. Strange isn't it there's no sign of that freak Sam Smith or some bird called Raye who was number 2 the other week......Suppose talent wins in the end. Great for U2 and Madonna's doin well considering the albums that were above her when she charted at number 3 have long disappeared. And yeah I Love The Cure too mate. :-)

Wow, somebody opened the ASDA box wine early didn't they? 🤪

and here comes the steaming great miserable cow pat bubbling hot air again, and all because "The washed up slapper" sold an extra "2 copies" this week. Aw bless ya! I was going to tell you to calm down, but I can't resist your epic rants, especially when they become even more bizarre the longer she stays on the charts. Another week or more and the men in white coats will be carrying you kicking and screaming to the funny farm (assuming you aren't already there and haven't stolen a nurses phone or laptop to post through clenched teeth). and who's "All"? because there was only three on my ignore list, you, Jake and that other flabby tub of lard - aka the Incontinent psycho's. I blocked you because toddler tantrums aren't mentally stimulating. However, placing you three on ignore made me miss out on all the fun, so here we are, or maybe it's just two since we all know how much you love creating dupes / multiple accounts to troll, eh Jake?

She certainly is, Olivia and as you can see their heads are very close to exploding from anger. lol.

She probably has only sold 2 copies because she's not on any physical or sales chart only streaming, and streaming is not selling lol 😂

She's still on the chart either way, my tubby little mincing friend, and you'll have to just accept it. Moving on, there's so many things to look forward to in Madonna's camp. Not only do we have the GLOBAL greatest Hits tour coming up, but Jean Paul Gaultier has come out of retirement to make her costumes. (Woooooooooo). On top of that she's working with Max Martin too - you know, the same guy who made mega hits Blinding Lights and ....Baby One More Time.

Meanwhile. Kylie fans are still waiting for their fave to excrete her next bomb on the UK in order to crow about a few poxy sales from the rooftops, and that will never not be funny to me, especially when 99% of the world's population couldn't give a flying f about her. lmao.

I reckon iss the same one usin different names on ere cos thass wot they do to spout their atred n bile.

I believe so.The fact they've been doing it for decades is borderline serial killer mentality. He uses various accounts to troll Madonna and her fans on a string of websites, and even does it on places like Amazon in order to put off potential buyers and hinder chances of a sale. Even logs in and out with different accounts to agree with his other alias to make it look like she's hated. lol. When one of his accounts gets well known and the fans ignore him, his username is either banned or he closes it down or logs in with another to continue the trolling. He leads a very sad life, tbh. but you can tell it's him despite his lame attempts to conceal it.

Personal insults now, if ever was screaming mincing queen it's you.You could swear Madonna's last few albums have sold millions the way you go on. Her last studio album only sold just over 64,000 which is not amazing by a long shot so I'd look closer to home.The greatest hits tour, we shall wait and see if she has not cancelled some of them or perhaps it will be Marilyn Manson sings or probably mimes Madonna( plastic surgery hey lmao)

64,000 in the UK isn't a global figure set in stone, babe, Madonna's numbers will keep rising because she's the biggest selling female artist of all time, unlike Kylie whose global sales are non existent, but I can understand why it's always *crickets* with her fans whenever WW is brought into the equation. I don't know why Kylie fans still try, tbh. Everyone knows Madonna is way bigger in the UK just like she is everywhere else in the world. Bitter old queens like you desperately try to give the impression Kylie's bigger, but the facts can't be changed. Not only has Madonna way more #1 singles and albums but she's the bigger touring act. 400M+ records sold ww. What's Kylie's? I'm not even going to address her touring numbers, because that well and truly puts Kylie's to shame. Do you even know how embarrassing it is that the rest of the world laughs at ancient UK gays like you telling the world your fave is better than Madonna over here because her last album sold a few thousand extra? What a sad little man you are. lmao.

Its ok with all the Madonna discussion, in some parts are funny enough to read the hilarious comments btwn you , Paula and Mark, but why do you have to name Kylie and criticise her the same way they do with Madonna? You know we had arguments in the past and agreed to stay calm, but Im an old time Kylie fan and I dont like you to put on rude words on her, as well I dont like for Madonna too. Would be great they return again with brilliant and successful new studio albums to show the world they still are relevant after 5 decades

Yes, we did agree to stay calm, but that's between you and I - we haven't been rude to one another ever since.
If you check the oldest posts on this thread, you'll find no one mentioned Kylie until one of her fans started being vile about Madonna. Mathew and I might not see eye to eye, but I respect the fact he's proud to be a fan and doesn't try to hide it in fear of others unleashing their wrath on Kylie whenever he spews cr*p. The people I'm talking about ARE not only Kylie fans, but snakes. I know they're fans, because they give the thumbs up to all the harsh (but true) posts on her, and thumb down all the abhorrent ageist ones on Madonna. Why should her fans be allowed to open fire on Madonna, yet we can't say anything in retaliation? I mean, lets be honest, you yourself have said some horrid things about her too - even liked most of the trolling comments and thumbed down all my posts in response to them. Why not say something to them?

I guess your not going to age are you dear?

Isn't it funny how we haven't heard from "Paula" since last week? I
guess that means (s)he's been carted off to the funny farm. lol

Yep, you're right buddy, solid argument, nothing more to add. As I said bfr, I hope they both return with solid albums to shine again. Greetings